Future Predictor Follower Prints

'Your future husband will golf 7 days a week, 9 months out of the year. Since this is bad news, I won't charge you.'

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

"It will be all your fault."

Pessimists v Optimists.

Budgetmageddon

"What the hell happened to this town?"

'So, in 2079 you see the company breaking even. Can you give me some idea where you see things 10 years after that?'

What will happen in the world

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

Minority Report Is Real

The Very Bad Plot of a Very Bad Ecological Thriller

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

Fortune teller sees impending doom

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

The income gap is widening into a massive divide. Instability will follow. I'm not pleading for the middle class, I'm pleading for our future. House of Java .net Cybercafe. We can't have only rich and poor, for that was goes serfdom, instability, and eventually, collapse through inevitable revolution from below. Are you following what I'm saying? Are you listening? Not just listening. I'm listening while also playing Angry Birds. I've got no chance here, do I? Me either. The higher levels are br

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

Clairvoyant - I want to divorce my husband. He's having an affair next week.

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

A self-filling prophecy.

"Hear me, for the Lord has given me an exclusive."

"Let's save some time, shall we?... Yes, no, for about five years, since I was a small boy, yes, I can start on Monday. Thanks, bye."

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'