Fad Followers Pillows

'Come on...no one would be dumb enough to buy those in a million years!'

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

The Fad Herald cometh! All hail the arbiter of all things hip. Hear ye. today, a matter of great magnitude. After much deliberation, I am prepared to issue a rare fad correction, and an apology. Two years ago, in a drunken haze, I mistakenly mixed up a 2020 scroll with one meant for 2022. Murmur murmur. Something has felt off. C'mon! The one I mistakenly read in 2020 that should have been read this year … Ripped skinny jeans that cling to the legs like torn Saran Wrap while accentuating the butt

Recycling depot...must-have children's toys.

"Take a note...holding notebooks upside down is a new fad with gang members."

Eldrow

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

All Natural Nothing

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

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"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

Football supporters.

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

"I'm on Twitter and I get the feeling I'm not being followed."

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

Vaping cigarette

'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'

"As you know our marketing budget is small. We need to make a really bad commercial and hope it goes viral!"

"It's not enough -- others must follow me on social media."

'Are you folks ready to take THIS ice bucket challenge?'

"My analysis is you're selfie obsessed!"

"I've been on the hip and thigh diet."

"He's taking selfies again. More anesthesia!"

"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."

"I don't like the food here, but the photos I paot make my friends envious."

'35,000 twitter followers, but no real friends...'

The Fad Herald cometh. I bow to thee, Herald! Hear ye: The following trends are now in: Electric cars, charitable foundations, face masks – again – simultaneous theater and streaming release movies. The following items are out: French fries … Dang … balanced budget, blockbuster movies, and … uh-oh. Vaping. Herald down!!!

"Am I not being funny enough?"