Election Followers Pillows

I've decided to run for office so I can spend more time away from my family.

Trump versus Rubio

'Sorry Mr. McConnell - the dog show is over.'

Donald Trump for President

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

2016 election squabbles!

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

Palin 2012

Elections in the USA

The Clinton Campaign, post-mid-September

Pollster

Hide me. Under the table. What's the matter? He's coming. Who. Who??? The wolf! The hairy man. The insatiable and relentless one. Didn't we just finish an election cycle? There he is! Oh no! The 2020 elections are around the corner. Wolf Blitzer! Run! I'll tune in tomorrow. Don't eat me! CNN.

"Hot off the wire! In the latest poll, 99% of voters say they will be glad when the election is over... The poll has an error rate of plus or minus 2%."

The Great Divide.

'Their ruling's all about Freedom of Speech...which allows us to say, 'We have the right to influence elections''

"Well, you have to admire his honesty."

"Do you have a pill that relieves anger, nausea, depression and distrust? I plan on watching the presidential campaign."

Harcourt's Defeat in 1895 Election

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

"Find out what the people want so I can tell it like it is."

"Here is the campaign strategy and here are the after-the-fact excuses."

'The trouble with electing a man on horseback is that somebody has to clean up after him.'

"I Win!!!"

"Well, I don't think we should count on much help from the Russians this election."

"We were thinking, since your head speechwriter understands the issues better than you do, speaks better than you do, is smarter and better-looking than you.."

'We're saved! -- it's Superdelegate!'

"I hope it misses us!"

Meanwhile, back at the GOP presidential candidate interviews. . .

Media Reports: Vast majority of Americans agree - 'Country is going in wrong direction'...

Wimp and Wimpier: The Democratic Field for 2020

Bush's Huge Campaign Fund at Work.

RFK Jr Anti-Vax

"The latest poll numbers must be out."