Presidential Race Follower Pillows

Shrinking Man

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

2016 election squabbles!

Palin 2012

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

Elections in the USA

The end of election 2016

Pollster

"Hot off the wire! In the latest poll, 99% of voters say they will be glad when the election is over... The poll has an error rate of plus or minus 2%."

The Great Divide.

"Find out what the people want so I can tell it like it is."

"Well, you have to admire his honesty."

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

'Obama's letting all the progress we made in Iraq go right down the drain...He's trying to distract everybody...'

Cruz and Fiorina: DetesTED and DetestETTE

'It's not my job to worry about the 47% of Americans who are irresponsible. Wait I didn't state that very elegantly. It's not my job to worry about the 47% of Americans who are irresponsible.'

'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'

"Do you have a pill that relieves anger, nausea, depression and distrust? I plan on watching the presidential campaign."

"Here is the campaign strategy and here are the after-the-fact excuses."

'We're saved! -- it's Superdelegate!'

Meanwhile, back at the GOP presidential candidate interviews. . .

"I Win!!!"

"We were thinking, since your head speechwriter understands the issues better than you do, speaks better than you do, is smarter and better-looking than you.."

"Well, I don't think we should count on much help from the Russians this election."

Media Reports: Vast majority of Americans agree - 'Country is going in wrong direction'...

"I hope it misses us!"

'Folks, meet public enemy number 1!'

"The Blueberry Bagel, having triumphed on the East Coast, heads West."

"The latest poll numbers must be out."

Campaign 2010.

"My net worth is $8.7 billion - so I can't be bought by any interest group!"