Presidential Race Follower Gifts

Shrinking Man

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

Palin 2012

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

2016 election squabbles!

Hide me. Under the table. What's the matter? He's coming. Who. Who??? The wolf! The hairy man. The insatiable and relentless one. Didn't we just finish an election cycle? There he is! Oh no! The 2020 elections are around the corner. Wolf Blitzer! Run! I'll tune in tomorrow. Don't eat me! CNN.

Pollster

The Clinton Campaign, post-mid-September

I've decided to run for office so I can spend more time away from my family.

The end of election 2016

Elections in the USA

"Hot off the wire! In the latest poll, 99% of voters say they will be glad when the election is over... The poll has an error rate of plus or minus 2%."

The Great Divide.

"Well, you have to admire his honesty."

"Do you have a pill that relieves anger, nausea, depression and distrust? I plan on watching the presidential campaign."

"Find out what the people want so I can tell it like it is."

'Obama's letting all the progress we made in Iraq go right down the drain...He's trying to distract everybody...'

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'

'It's not my job to worry about the 47% of Americans who are irresponsible. Wait I didn't state that very elegantly. It's not my job to worry about the 47% of Americans who are irresponsible.'

Cruz and Fiorina: DetesTED and DetestETTE

"Here is the campaign strategy and here are the after-the-fact excuses."

'We're saved! -- it's Superdelegate!'

Media Reports: Vast majority of Americans agree - 'Country is going in wrong direction'...

"I Win!!!"

"I hope it misses us!"

"Well, I don't think we should count on much help from the Russians this election."

Meanwhile, back at the GOP presidential candidate interviews. . .

"We were thinking, since your head speechwriter understands the issues better than you do, speaks better than you do, is smarter and better-looking than you.."

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"My net worth is $8.7 billion - so I can't be bought by any interest group!"

Campaign 2010.

"The Blueberry Bagel, having triumphed on the East Coast, heads West."

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