News Followers Pillows

The End of Lockdown

Border Tunnel

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

Swine flu hits Britain.

President Trump: 3 hours without a Constitutional crisis.

Incorrect weather forecasts.

"Watch it - when the critters in there get cornered they strike back with vengeance!"

"Temp, tempo!"

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Laughingstock

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

"America’s leaders since 1980"

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

SAGE mentality

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

US election postal vote controversy

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

"There-there-all those countries...all those protesters...it's nothing personal...wait a minute! I think it is!"

A world divided by the war

How the US Succeeded in Afghanistan

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

The Republican's Plan One: No Obama!

"It's the new Trump Tower..."

The search for Weapons of Mass Destruction