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The End of Lockdown

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

Swine flu hits Britain.

President Trump: 3 hours without a Constitutional crisis.

Incorrect weather forecasts.

"Watch it - when the critters in there get cornered they strike back with vengeance!"

"Temp, tempo!"

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Laughingstock

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

"America’s leaders since 1980"

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

SAGE mentality

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

US election postal vote controversy

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

"It's the new Trump Tower..."

The search for Weapons of Mass Destruction

A world divided by the war

The Republican's Plan One: No Obama!

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

Statue of Security

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"Our next story should interest all our viewers...it's a real can of worms."

"There-there-all those countries...all those protesters...it's nothing personal...wait a minute! I think it is!"

"I wanted to always play it down. I still like playing it down because I don’t want to create a panic."

EU Deal

"He's only been president a few months. Just give hima little time."