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US election 2020 ballot box Trump v Biden

"He's out there campaigning while I'm in here quarantining."

Tax Dodgers of the Rich and Famous.

'Campaign fatigue? No, I'm excited to be here in the great state of North Braska!'

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

"And the weather's looking glorious out there today - too bad if you're under home quarantine."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

Laughingstock

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

"America’s leaders since 1980"

SAGE mentality

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

US election postal vote controversy

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

"It's the new Trump Tower..."

Best Seller in Washington D.C.: Politics for dummies

How the US Succeeded in Afghanistan

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

The Republican's Plan One: No Obama!

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

"There-there-all those countries...all those protesters...it's nothing personal...wait a minute! I think it is!"

Statue of Security