Twitter Addict Pillows

Last Tweet Cemetery.

"I only married him for his blue tick."

"Elon Musk just gave me a blue tick and a seat on the next starship."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

"Noooooooooooo!"

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

Ornithologist

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

"I need a more interactive you."

Man-mobile

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"

Grumpy Cow

Underrated tweet

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

"Hey everyone, it's day three and I'm still going strong."

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."