Twitter Addict Pillows

Last Tweet Cemetery.

"I only married him for his blue tick."

"Elon Musk just gave me a blue tick and a seat on the next starship."

If a tree falls in the forest but there's no hashtag for it ...

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Bird Tweet.

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

tRUMp, Pirate President

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."

"Noooooooooooo!"

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

Ornithologist

"I need a more interactive you."

"I'm on Twitter and I get the feeling I'm not being followed."

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

Man-mobile

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

For some reason, whenever they're around me, they get out their phones.

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"

Whoever said "Brevity is the soul of wit" must have not read many tweets!

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

Underrated tweet

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."

'Wow, these messages are even shorter than twitter tweets.'

Grumpy Cow