Twitter Guru Pillows

'Gentlemen, our social media strategy is simple: the more time our marketeers spend on Twitter, the less harm they can do elsewhere.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

Robots In The Boardroom

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

The Modern Novel.

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

Salesman I-Pad Business Card

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

tRUMp, Pirate President

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

Crocodile Selfie

"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

"I'm Kurt... this brochure will explain the rest."

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

Windows or Mac?

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

'I saw it as a networking opportunity.'

'Have your people facebook my people.'

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

Corp H.Q. In the corporate world, do you it's what you know or who you know? Neither, it's what you know about who.

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.