Twitter Guru Prints

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Crocodile Selfie

"I'm Kurt... this brochure will explain the rest."

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

'I saw it as a networking opportunity.'

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"