Tweet Collector Pillows

Archive for Presidential Tweets

A collection of Trump's most incendiary Tweets

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

"God, I HATE this planet..!"

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'The worst thing is not having access to your e-mail.'

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

"I'm away from my desk right now..."

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Pavlov's Cat

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

Ornithologist

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Dinosaur Group Think

Holiday Gifts 2020

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"