Hashtag Collector Pillows

'Dude, lame hashtag.'

Lynching on social media

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"#Win!"

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

Bird Tweet.

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

"I just tweeted a chirp."

#notblessed

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

~ S.O.S.

I'm going to have to ask you for another urine sample, Mr. Fusco. This time, be sure to use the plastic cup, not my coffee mug with "#1 Doctor" printed on it.

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

"Another round?"

A cat spells out Google in its litter box.

"After six weeks of camping out here to observe our operations, the design firm has created a new logo. It's our company's name in blue lower-case letters."

"I still maintain an online presence."

'Follow the revolution on Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Blogspot,,,'

'Put down the coffee mug. I forget what you look like.'

'Tweet me when I'm flagged...hashtag 'drunk'.'

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

I CAME. I FOLLOWED. I COMMENTED. I SHARED.

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

"I'm on Facebook, dear. Do we want to friend this revolution?"

Stop and Smell the Roses

"This is our coffeemaker room."

Knights of the iPhone

"Help! Set me free!"

Day 4 of self-isolation and the strain was showing.