Hashtag Hunter Pillows

Lynching on social media

"#Win!"

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'What does coincide mean?' 'It's what you do when it starts to rain.'

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

"I propose the next person who says 'it is what it is,' we beat the living hell out of him."

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

#notblessed

'Tweet me when I'm flagged...hashtag 'drunk'.'

"I still maintain an online presence."

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

Knights of the iPhone

I CAME. I FOLLOWED. I COMMENTED. I SHARED.

Spot the Higgs Boson competition

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

"Give me an F-Hashtag."

"#skydiving"