Hashtag Wizard Pillows

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

Van Gogh on Instagram.

"Hashtags are so hard to do!"

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

Oymoticons

The Proust of Twitter

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

A. Lincoln, President. The "of the people, by the people, for the people" part is great, Abe, but the "people who need people" section may be overkill.

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

~ S.O.S.

#notblessed

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

"I lost all my hair to the texting bubbles that came and went without saying a word."

No, boss, we still don't have an emoticon that says 'I'm laughing all the way to the bank.''

"I still maintain an online presence."

Wordplay: Me.

'Tweet me when I'm flagged...hashtag 'drunk'.'

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

"Quick, how do you spell ‘anthropomorphize’?"

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

Divine Intervention

'Gee, mom, how DID that happen? Maybe we better Google it!'

'I'd join Twitter, but I'm worried I'll make a hash of it.'

Tweet

Abstract Paintings.

'I told you not to live-tweet this.'

'You're entitled to one text message, 160 characters max, so you better make it count.'

'If you can hear me, Larry Gligstein, please send a text to 555-703-7193

'But I've hardly got any brushes!'

"I know the alphabet. I just don't know how to work it."