Hashtag Wizard Gifts

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

Van Gogh on Instagram.

"Hashtags are so hard to do!"

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

Oymoticons

The Proust of Twitter

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

#notblessed

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

Wordplay: Me.

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

'Tweet me when I'm flagged...hashtag 'drunk'.'

"I still maintain an online presence."

No, boss, we still don't have an emoticon that says 'I'm laughing all the way to the bank.''

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

"Quick, how do you spell ‘anthropomorphize’?"

Divine Intervention

Abstract Paintings.

'You're entitled to one text message, 160 characters max, so you better make it count.'

'But I've hardly got any brushes!'

'If you can hear me, Larry Gligstein, please send a text to 555-703-7193

"I know the alphabet. I just don't know how to work it."

'This isn't a BREAKTHROUGH, Colbert! This is a CIRCULAR REASONING! All you've done here is re-state our original objective.'

"Well, you're the least experienced candidate, but you're the only one who understands social media. Congratulations, the job is yours."

"Click heels... needed ASAP... in Kansas."