Hashtag Hacker Gifts

Lynching on social media

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"#Win!"

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

Gadget geek.

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"#notguilty."

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

Computer Crimes

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

'He knows where the viruses are buried.'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

#notblessed

"Go ahead. Click on 'I Am Not A Robot.' I dare you."

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"