Hashtag Enthusiasts Gifts

Lynching on social media

"#Win!"

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

"#notguilty."

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

"He's the one family member who doesn't care if I post hundreds of photos of him online."

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

#notblessed

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

"I still maintain an online presence."

'Tweet me when I'm flagged...hashtag 'drunk'.'

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

"Darling, he's just said his first word."