Hashtag Heroes Gifts

Lynching on social media

"#Win!"

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

Bird Tweet.

"#notguilty."

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

'I didn't read that scene, but I did highlight several passages.'

People, please listen. I'm talkin 'bout the income gap. The top one percent of Americans get one third of the nation's income, over double what they got in 1980. One-third. The income for the top 0.01% is 196 times the bottom 90%. Your wages have stagnated and the super-duper rich have gotten super-duper richer! How can you possibly swallow your coffee? Because you're making me do math before noon!

"I just tweeted a chirp."

#notblessed

~ S.O.S.

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

'Follow the revolution on Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Blogspot,,,'

"I still maintain an online presence."

'Tweet me when I'm flagged...hashtag 'drunk'.'

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

Knights of the iPhone

I CAME. I FOLLOWED. I COMMENTED. I SHARED.

"I'm on Facebook, dear. Do we want to friend this revolution?"

"If anyone knows why these two should not be wed, tweet #BIGMISTAKE to @ThisWedding now, or forever hold your peace."

'I'd join Twitter, but I'm worried I'll make a hash of it.'

"Give me an F-Hashtag."

'I told you not to live-tweet this.'

Late again.

"Highlighting your Bible doesn't make you more spiritual than anyone else."

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

'I call this exercise 'Urban Aerobics'

If a tree falls in the forest but there's no hashtag for it ...

"Psst! Strongest hashtags in town, pal."

Menu. How much is that stuff? Read the hash tag.