Hashtag Heroes Pillows

Lynching on social media

"#Win!"

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

"#notguilty."

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

'I didn't read that scene, but I did highlight several passages.'

#notblessed

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

'Tweet me when I'm flagged...hashtag 'drunk'.'

"I still maintain an online presence."

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

Knights of the iPhone

"If anyone knows why these two should not be wed, tweet #BIGMISTAKE to @ThisWedding now, or forever hold your peace."

I CAME. I FOLLOWED. I COMMENTED. I SHARED.

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

"Give me an F-Hashtag."

'I call this exercise 'Urban Aerobics'

"#skydiving"

"Highlighting your Bible doesn't make you more spiritual than anyone else."

Late again.

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"