Hashtag Hero Pillows

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

The white liberal brain

"Please enter your account number, followed by the pound symbol. If you're under 40, please enter your account number, followed by a hashtag."

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

'hashtag #WhatIsAHashtag?'

"Give me an F-Hashtag."

"Is everything alright? You've barely looked at your phone..."

"It's FANTASTIC I'm getting loads of hits on #WHATABIGTITIAM."

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! Sure, they like to follow one another but they kin turn nasty mighty quick!"

"Well, if you don't count yourself, how many followers do you have?"

"#I #don't #care #what #you #say, #I'm #not #addicted #to #social #media."

"Could any objects to the wedding be sent to #WEDDINGSOFF."

Inappropriate behavior

"#Win!"

"You think you're addicted to Twitter? I'm sorry, I don't follow you."

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

"I made the mistake of having more twitter followers than the king."

'He knows if you've been good or bad - based on how many friends and followers you have.'

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

Panhandler uses hashtags to beg for money to upgrade phone.

I CAME. I FOLLOWED. I COMMENTED. I SHARED.

Knights of the iPhone

#somuchlove

Walter Farkas. October 2018. #DeadToo

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."