Hashtag Lover Pillows

"Hey Mom, love your new sweater! #mom #lovemymom #coolmom. . ."

Van Gogh on Instagram.

"#babygirl...seriously?"

Lynching on social media

"#Win!"

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

"OMG, LOL!"

Bird Tweet.

Ice shelfie.

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

tRUMp, Pirate President

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?"

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

~ S.O.S.

"I just tweeted a chirp."

'So tell me again. Why can't you sit on the eggs and tweet at the same time?'

#notblessed

"I still maintain an online presence."

'Tweet me when I'm flagged...hashtag 'drunk'.'

'Follow the revolution on Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Blogspot,,,'

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

Knights of the iPhone

"I'm on Facebook, dear. Do we want to friend this revolution?"

I CAME. I FOLLOWED. I COMMENTED. I SHARED.

"I was listening at the door and I overheard the nickname they have for me."

'Wow, these messages are even shorter than twitter tweets.'

'My husband's first name? Heck, I don't know! I call him `wimp` since we met the first time'!

'We have the same pinterest.'

"Happy slime trails to you, until we meet again!"