Hashtag Lover Pillows

"Hey Mom, love your new sweater! #mom #lovemymom #coolmom. . ."

Van Gogh on Instagram.

"#babygirl...seriously?"

Lynching on social media

"#Win!"

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

"OMG, LOL!"

Ice shelfie.

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?"

'So tell me again. Why can't you sit on the eggs and tweet at the same time?'

#notblessed

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

"I still maintain an online presence."

'Tweet me when I'm flagged...hashtag 'drunk'.'

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

"I was listening at the door and I overheard the nickname they have for me."

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

'My husband's first name? Heck, I don't know! I call him `wimp` since we met the first time'!

Knights of the iPhone

I CAME. I FOLLOWED. I COMMENTED. I SHARED.

Phone generation.