Hashtag Fan Pillows

"Mother? You might want to rethink posting #Momswhoread."

Lynching on social media

Bowled over again!

"#Win!"

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

Bird Tweet.

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

#notblessed

~ S.O.S.

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

"I just tweeted a chirp."

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

I break for toilet paper

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

'Tweet me when I'm flagged...hashtag 'drunk'.'

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

'She's dealing multiple prescriptions. This is the 3rd pharmacy today where she got these highly addictive Chocolate Bits.'

How Will They Manage without Us?

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

'Follow the revolution on Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Blogspot,,,'

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

"I still maintain an online presence."

Alpha males through the ages!

Puppy and Elephant Selfie

"I don't care how many likes you got for it on Facebook it's still a D minus!"

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

"She's genetically modified, you know."

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

"It's true she's back to the same weight she was on her wedding day, but remember that she was 9 months pregnant with triplets then..."