Hashtag Fan Mugs

"Mother? You might want to rethink posting #Momswhoread."

Lynching on social media

"#Win!"

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

#notblessed

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

I break for toilet paper

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

Alpha males through the ages!

"I still maintain an online presence."

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

Puppy and Elephant Selfie

'Tweet me when I'm flagged...hashtag 'drunk'.'

'She's dealing multiple prescriptions. This is the 3rd pharmacy today where she got these highly addictive Chocolate Bits.'

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

"I don't care how many likes you got for it on Facebook it's still a D minus!"

"She's genetically modified, you know."

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

"I know you haven't been flossing. Your electronic toothbrush has been tweeting me."

"It's true she's back to the same weight she was on her wedding day, but remember that she was 9 months pregnant with triplets then..."