Hashtag Enthusiasts Pillows

~ S.O.S.

Lynching on social media

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

"#Win!"

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

Bird Tweet.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

"#notguilty."

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."

"I just tweeted a chirp."

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

#notblessed

"He's the one family member who doesn't care if I post hundreds of photos of him online."

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

'Tweet me when I'm flagged...hashtag 'drunk'.'

'I thought I was being technologically savvy but now I realize Twittering, Googling and Yahoo make me sound like an idiot.'

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

"I still maintain an online presence."

'Follow the revolution on Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Blogspot,,,'

That's nothing. You should see what he writes in the comments section.

"My Instagram feed is basically people, dog food and tennis balls."

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."