Hashtag Buffet Fan Pillows

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

"Regular service or affected?"

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

Happy hour.

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"Is the garbage fresh?"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

Sinking Sand

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

'Your first cruise then, mate?'

" 'Unlimited salad bar' sounded better on the menu."

PIG OUR Buffet...All you can eat served in a trough!

S. S. All You Can Eat

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

Excess Baggage: Take lots of photos on your cruise so you can show folks what you looked like before you gained those 20 pounds.

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

'Following this brief financial report, there will be a buffet for you to enjoy.'

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

Buffet - now glutton free.

All You Can Eat Buffet: "Remember, my safe word is 'Diabetes.'"

'I don't want this romantic day to end either, Darla, but I keep worrying I might miss tonight's midnight buffet!'

All You Can Eat

"Yeah, but the one in Vegas has an endless shrimp buffet."

"Is everything O.K., sir? We noticed that you aren't constantly eating."

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

'Honey! Hurry and help me bar the door! I saw a bunch of rowdy senior citizens in parrot masks down by the arena!'