Buffett Fan Pillows

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

Happy hour.

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

Sinking Sand

Bowling ball head.

The Tooth Ferret

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

'Your first cruise then, mate?'

" 'Unlimited salad bar' sounded better on the menu."

S. S. All You Can Eat

"I don't really think you're cut out for this job..."

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

Excess Baggage: Take lots of photos on your cruise so you can show folks what you looked like before you gained those 20 pounds.

PIG OUR Buffet...All you can eat served in a trough!

Bowl Games.

'Following this brief financial report, there will be a buffet for you to enjoy.'

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

All You Can Eat Buffet: "Remember, my safe word is 'Diabetes.'"

Buffet - now glutton free.

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

'I wouldn't have agreed to let you write your own wedding vows if I knew you were just going to copy the lyrics to Margaritaville!'

All You Can Eat

'I don't want this romantic day to end either, Darla, but I keep worrying I might miss tonight's midnight buffet!'

"Yeah, but the one in Vegas has an endless shrimp buffet."

"Is everything O.K., sir? We noticed that you aren't constantly eating."