Buffett Fan Gifts

Jimmy Buffett at 100: Margarityville nursing home: 'Where's my dadburn cheeseburger!'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

Happy hour.

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

Sinking Sand

The Tooth Ferret

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

Bowling ball head.

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

'Your first cruise then, mate?'

" 'Unlimited salad bar' sounded better on the menu."

"I don't really think you're cut out for this job..."

PIG OUR Buffet...All you can eat served in a trough!

S. S. All You Can Eat

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

Excess Baggage: Take lots of photos on your cruise so you can show folks what you looked like before you gained those 20 pounds.

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

'Following this brief financial report, there will be a buffet for you to enjoy.'

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

Bowl Games.

Buffet - now glutton free.

'I wouldn't have agreed to let you write your own wedding vows if I knew you were just going to copy the lyrics to Margaritaville!'

All You Can Eat Buffet: "Remember, my safe word is 'Diabetes.'"

All You Can Eat

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

'I don't want this romantic day to end either, Darla, but I keep worrying I might miss tonight's midnight buffet!'

"Yeah, but the one in Vegas has an endless shrimp buffet."