Buffet Buff Gifts

"You'll never eat all that. Your problem is your eyes are bigger than your stomach."

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Bowl Games.

'You must be skinnier than this to eat at buffet bar.'

Bar Bar

Police canteen.

Salad bar raking.

At the end of a salad bar, a customer sees a compost pile.

"This cruise may not be going anywhere but the buffet is fantastic."

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Baking

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

'Can I have flies with that'

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

Somewhere in France

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

Happy hour.

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

Gullib-Os

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'