Buffet Dining Gifts

'Good buffet?'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Pastry Hat

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

Happy hour.

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

Sinking Sand

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

'Your first cruise then, mate?'

" 'Unlimited salad bar' sounded better on the menu."

PIG OUR Buffet...All you can eat served in a trough!

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

S. S. All You Can Eat

Excess Baggage: Take lots of photos on your cruise so you can show folks what you looked like before you gained those 20 pounds.

'Following this brief financial report, there will be a buffet for you to enjoy.'

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

Bowl Games.

Buffet - now glutton free.

All You Can Eat

'All the rice you can eat... with one chopstick.'

All You Can Eat Buffet: "Remember, my safe word is 'Diabetes.'"

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

'I don't want this romantic day to end either, Darla, but I keep worrying I might miss tonight's midnight buffet!'

"Yeah, but the one in Vegas has an endless shrimp buffet."

"Is everything O.K., sir? We noticed that you aren't constantly eating."

All you can eat buffet...speed limit: 750 calories per minute

"Start Sucking!"

"I prefer working remotely, except when there's a free lunch."