Buffet Gifts

"Look, I'd like to help, but I've just got too much on my plate right now."

"A table near the salad bar."

All you can eat. . . pizza.

"Finally, right?"

Cow at an all-you-can-eat buffet: 'How many stomachs does she have?!'

"I ate here daily, until I found out it's his name."

'It must have been the canapes. He should have mentioned his wheat allergy.'

"Will you be dining a la carte or heading straight over to the trough?"

"You can go back for seconds – but only for a few seconds."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

Happy hour.

Sinking Sand

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

'Your first cruise then, mate?'

" 'Unlimited salad bar' sounded better on the menu."

PIG OUR Buffet...All you can eat served in a trough!

S. S. All You Can Eat

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

Excess Baggage: Take lots of photos on your cruise so you can show folks what you looked like before you gained those 20 pounds.

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

'Following this brief financial report, there will be a buffet for you to enjoy.'

Bowl Games.

Buffet - now glutton free.

All You Can Eat

All You Can Eat Buffet: "Remember, my safe word is 'Diabetes.'"