Buffet Enthusiasts Pillows

'Your first cruise then, mate?'

All You Can Eat

'I don't want this romantic day to end either, Darla, but I keep worrying I might miss tonight's midnight buffet!'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

Happy hour.

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

Sinking Sand

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

" 'Unlimited salad bar' sounded better on the menu."

PIG OUR Buffet...All you can eat served in a trough!

Excess Baggage: Take lots of photos on your cruise so you can show folks what you looked like before you gained those 20 pounds.

S. S. All You Can Eat

'Following this brief financial report, there will be a buffet for you to enjoy.'

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

Buffet - now glutton free.

All You Can Eat Buffet: "Remember, my safe word is 'Diabetes.'"

"Yeah, but the one in Vegas has an endless shrimp buffet."

"Is everything O.K., sir? We noticed that you aren't constantly eating."

All you can eat buffet...speed limit: 750 calories per minute

'Thin enough?'

Keep the food coming! Three of my four stomachs are still empty

"Start Sucking!"

"I'm trying to stick to a Paleo diet. Do you think cavemen had wasabi sauce on their sushi?"

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those of humongous new cruise ships.

'Keep an eye on your father. I think he' s losing all sense of portion control.'

Smorgasborg

"This where Ed come to exercise. He climbs the food pyramid."