Buffets Pillows

You must be this wide to enter the restaurant.

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

'Allergy Cafe - All you can Tolerate.'

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Restaurant - featuring large amounts of bad food.

'Your first cruise then, mate?'

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those of humongous new cruise ships.

'You must be skinnier than this to eat at buffet bar.'

'I know the sign says 'All You Can Eat' but it's only from your plate.'

Excess Baggage: By the end of your cruise vacation, your clothes seem to have shrunk for no reason.

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet.

All you can eat buffet!

All You Can Eat - Pig Being Escorted Off The Premises.

"The buffet's hardly been touched."

Happy hour.

Hungry Creature

All you can eat buffet - Customer waving a white flag.

"Unlimited, my foot! - It's only good for a 24-hour period!"

Excess Baggage: By the end of your cruise vacation, your clothes seem to have shrunk for no reason.

"Sorry Folks - but you're way over our calorie cap."

Another All You Can Eat Restaurant Reaches Critical Mass....

At the end of a salad bar, a customer sees a compost pile.

"The sign means, all you can eat of the portion we give you."

PIG OUR Buffet...All you can eat served in a trough!

Complementary wine and cheese

"As a matter of fact, I do eat here a lot. Why do you ask?"

Finger Foods

'You get the feeling we're getting too familiar?'

A restaurant called "Eat'n'Eat"

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"I still say bringing a foil-lined purse to the sizzler salad bar is our god-given right!"

Man walks by a cafe with a sign saying "Lunch buffet - All you can stomach $12.95"

'But, why would you want to eat here?'

Sinking Sand