Buffet Enthusiast Pillows

"Yeah, but the one in Vegas has an endless shrimp buffet."

"Is everything O.K., sir? We noticed that you aren't constantly eating."

'I love these all-you-can-eat buffets!'

You must be this wide to enter the restaurant.

'Please weight to be seated.'

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

Restaurant - featuring large amounts of bad food.

All-You-Can-Eat Buffets: Overeat Here.

'Good buffet?'

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those of humongous new cruise ships.

"If you care for anything else, just grunt"

'I know the sign says 'All You Can Eat' but it's only from your plate.'

"Remember, it's a buffet, not a feeding frenzy."

'Following this brief financial report, there will be a buffet for you to enjoy.'

All you can eat. . . pizza.

"I think the the students are going to like your buffet. The bread looks fresh...the potatoes look creamy...and the attendant looks heavenly!"

"Will you be dining a la carte or heading straight over to the trough?"

All You Can Eat Buffet: "Remember, my safe word is 'Diabetes.'"

"I had lunch already, but I can't wait to try the All You Can Eat Buffet."

Full Moon

"Before sir orders, I must point out that we don't have any, 'all you can eat' offers."

Smorgasborg

PIG OUR Buffet...All you can eat served in a trough!

Another All You Can Eat Restaurant Reaches Critical Mass....

Excess Baggage: By the end of your cruise vacation, your clothes seem to have shrunk for no reason.

'The 'All you can eat for two' - and the same for the wife please.'

"Unlimited, my foot! - It's only good for a 24-hour period!"

'With any entree, you get unlimited access to the trough.'

All you can eat buffet - Customer waving a white flag.

'I'm never having lunch with Valma the Buffet Slayer again! She should pay for that wallpaper too.'

Happy hour.

"The buffet's hardly been touched."

All you can eat buffet!

'A table near the food, please.'

All You Can Eat - Pig Being Escorted Off The Premises.