Buffet Admirer Pillows

Complementary wine and cheese

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

Happy hour.

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

Sinking Sand

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

'Your first cruise then, mate?'

" 'Unlimited salad bar' sounded better on the menu."

A complimentary biscuit

PIG OUR Buffet...All you can eat served in a trough!

S. S. All You Can Eat

Excess Baggage: Take lots of photos on your cruise so you can show folks what you looked like before you gained those 20 pounds.

Hot Halloween Costumes

'Following this brief financial report, there will be a buffet for you to enjoy.'

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

Buffet - now glutton free.

All You Can Eat Buffet: "Remember, my safe word is 'Diabetes.'"

All You Can Eat

'All the rice you can eat... with one chopstick.'

Bakery - say it with flour.

'I don't want this romantic day to end either, Darla, but I keep worrying I might miss tonight's midnight buffet!'

"Oh, Gary, they're beautiful!"

"Yeah, but the one in Vegas has an endless shrimp buffet."

"Is everything O.K., sir? We noticed that you aren't constantly eating."

All you can eat buffet...speed limit: 750 calories per minute

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

Casino. All you can eat buffet. Now here's a game where I can beat the house!