Buffet Admirer Pillows

Complementary wine and cheese

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

Happy hour.

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

Sinking Sand

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

'Your first cruise then, mate?'

" 'Unlimited salad bar' sounded better on the menu."

PIG OUR Buffet...All you can eat served in a trough!

A complimentary biscuit

Excess Baggage: Take lots of photos on your cruise so you can show folks what you looked like before you gained those 20 pounds.

S. S. All You Can Eat

Hot Halloween Costumes

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

'Following this brief financial report, there will be a buffet for you to enjoy.'

Bakery - say it with flour.

All You Can Eat Buffet: "Remember, my safe word is 'Diabetes.'"

Buffet - now glutton free.

All You Can Eat

"Oh, Gary, they're beautiful!"

'All the rice you can eat... with one chopstick.'

'I don't want this romantic day to end either, Darla, but I keep worrying I might miss tonight's midnight buffet!'

"Yeah, but the one in Vegas has an endless shrimp buffet."

"Is everything O.K., sir? We noticed that you aren't constantly eating."

All you can eat buffet...speed limit: 750 calories per minute

Keep the food coming! Three of my four stomachs are still empty

"Start Sucking!"