Banquet Enthusiast Pillows

"When I said I didn't mind you having lunch at your desk, I was thinking of a light snack."

"We'll alternate the windbags with the hard-of-hearing."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice grown rich, and sheriff of London.

"Would you care to join me and my wife - we'd like to try the ten person banquet menu."

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Clown Face Painting

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Face Painting.

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

Carioca

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"

The Brazilian Blow dry

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

Happy hour.

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

Sinking Sand

A fairground attraction

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

'Your first cruise then, mate?'

Face Painting.

Bumper Limos

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.