Banquets Pillows

Hoax Squad

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

Tartine

Wine Lady

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

Happy hour.

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

Sinking Sand

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

'Your first cruise then, mate?'

'Thanks for inviting me to dinner - it's really great!'

"When we grow up we can eat snacks BEFORE dinner and call them hors d'oeuvres!"

PIG OUR Buffet...All you can eat served in a trough!

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

"Thanks for inviting us over to try out your new hot tub!"

"Tell him I can still hear him chewing."

"This goes to our Most Aggressive Defender and, ironicall, first person ever to foul out of an awards banquet..."

"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."

"That banquet was most delicious, and yet now, somehow, once again I feel the pang of hunger.'

'We'd like a quiet table for 47.'

A guest at a dinner party requesting some champagne

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those of humongous new cruise ships.

'I would go with salmon on this one.'

"Would you care to join me and my wife - we'd like to try the ten person banquet menu."

A restaurant called "Eat'n'Eat"

Complementary wine and cheese

"Will you be dining a la carte or heading straight over to the trough?"

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'