Banquets Gifts

Hoax Squad

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

Tartine

Wine Lady

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

Happy hour.

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

Sinking Sand

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

'Your first cruise then, mate?'

'Thanks for inviting me to dinner - it's really great!'

"When we grow up we can eat snacks BEFORE dinner and call them hors d'oeuvres!"

PIG OUR Buffet...All you can eat served in a trough!

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

"Thanks for inviting us over to try out your new hot tub!"

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

"Tell him I can still hear him chewing."

"That banquet was most delicious, and yet now, somehow, once again I feel the pang of hunger.'

"This goes to our Most Aggressive Defender and, ironicall, first person ever to foul out of an awards banquet..."

"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."

'We'd like a quiet table for 47.'

Umpire's Banquet.

A guest at a dinner party requesting some champagne

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those of humongous new cruise ships.

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

'I would go with salmon on this one.'

"Would you care to join me and my wife - we'd like to try the ten person banquet menu."