Banqueting Gifts

'Ask Hodges to pass the salt dear.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'Steak Ted?'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Beach Barbecue

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

His New Grillfriend

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Filet minion

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.