Barbequing Gifts

A modern test of manhood.

Barbeque Silhoutte Identifier,

"Something smells goood!"

Wacky Weather.

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

'Let's just accept that Carl and Linda have different dietary needs from us and enjoy the barbeque.'

'Don't tell me the power went out again.'

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

"Shall I phone the fire brigade yet."

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'I know adding beer when barbequeing reduces health risks, but I think you're supposed to add it to the meat.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'Steak Ted?'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Beach Barbecue

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."