Barbecues Gifts

'How would you like your steak...overcooked, burned to a crisp or completely incinerated?'

"I don't like this. Jimmy should have been back out here by now. The cops have been in there grilling him for over an hour!"

"I'd like it rare...no...WELL DONE, good and faithful servant!"

'Barry, I think I know where you left the champagne bottle.'

Beach Barbecue

Suntan Lotion - Three Exciting Fragrances: Barbecue, Smokey Bacon and Sunday Roasts.

The perennial summer problem of demons in the barbecue.

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Watermelon!

"I see what the problem is... His reservoir of small talk is empty!"

A grand piano bbq

"No way! I've been to one barbecue but never again."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'Steak Ted?'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"I've just barbecued my head again."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"