Barbeque Gifts

'Now you can surf and turf.'

"I'm worried about John. He just can't seem to forget about the office and relax."

'Let's barbeque tonight.'

His and Hers barbie.

'Harold took the advice of the 'experts' and only invested in things he understood, which is why our portfolio consists entirely of Anheuser-Busch and Phillip Morris.'

Vlad the Impaler - The Later Years.

'I don't have the heart. You tell him the barbeque season is over.'

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

A man steals a steak with a fishing rod

"It says here the word 'brandy' comes from a Dutch word meaning burnt wine. At last, something appropriate to serve at one of your barbeques!"

'Well, at least you'll have plenty of charcoal for your grill.'

Fox News.

Silly Sausages.

'Sorry, men only.'

FRYER'S ROAST...'They say too many cooks spoil the broth...tonight, we're just cooking one of them...but, seriously, folks...we are really cookin' one of them.'

'In the old days we used charcoal. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.'

Barbeque Casualty.

BBQ equipment arriving on a desert island with a cow and man sunbathing.

Dunthorpe Dining Club - In case of fire, break glass (inside glass is 100 barbeque recipes).

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'Steak Ted?'