Barbecue Gifts

The King Can Do No Wrong

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

Data Processing Center.

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

Labor Day Monday

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

Cook-In.

"I just sold the last T-bone, so this may take a while"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Burgers....condiments...First Aid.

'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'

"If you're not doing anything after work, come by the conference room. We're going to be cracking open some beers and throwing some burgers on the copier."

'Non-alcohol beer, unsalted potato chips and tofu hot dogs? Why did you accept a party invitation from a cardiologist?'

'You shouldn't have dressed up mate, it's only an informal barbie.'

'When I said I wanted to go out to eat, I meant farther out.'

"On the plus side, the video of you lighting that BBQ has gone viral."

Turkey Fry on the Grill

"Not another flippin' party?"

"It say sausage, chicken portion...no, wait, its a barbecue"

Health and Safety workers Annual Barbecue

Don Quixote in the Hamptons

BBQ

"You're late."

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

'Are we having barbeque for lunch or is here another fire?'

A man bar-b-queing pantless says 'Get yer buns ready!'

Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.

Dangerous Griller

'I told you that chicken wasn't cooked!'

'So much for our raw food diet.'

An angry barbecue.

'Fetch me the leftover meatballs! Thanks!'

'The sport wasn't on your lung...It was on the x-ray...barbecue sauce...please sand by for an apology and a great explanation from my nurse...'

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

'What do you want with your charcoal-flavoured fried chicken?'