Barbecue Pillows

The King Can Do No Wrong

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

Data Processing Center.

Hen, pig and cow sunbathing turn into fried egg,bacon and burger.

Pulled Pork Farm.

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

Labor Day Monday

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

"I just sold the last T-bone, so this may take a while"

Cook-In.

'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'

Burgers....condiments...First Aid.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"If you're not doing anything after work, come by the conference room. We're going to be cracking open some beers and throwing some burgers on the copier."

'You shouldn't have dressed up mate, it's only an informal barbie.'

'When I said I wanted to go out to eat, I meant farther out.'

"On the plus side, the video of you lighting that BBQ has gone viral."

'Non-alcohol beer, unsalted potato chips and tofu hot dogs? Why did you accept a party invitation from a cardiologist?'

Turkey Fry on the Grill

Health and Safety workers Annual Barbecue

"It say sausage, chicken portion...no, wait, its a barbecue"

"Not another flippin' party?"

'The sport wasn't on your lung...It was on the x-ray...barbecue sauce...please sand by for an apology and a great explanation from my nurse...'

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

'Fetch me the leftover meatballs! Thanks!'

'I told you that chicken wasn't cooked!'

A man bar-b-queing pantless says 'Get yer buns ready!'

Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.

An angry barbecue.

"You're late."

'Are we having barbeque for lunch or is here another fire?'

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

Don Quixote in the Hamptons

Dangerous Griller

'So much for our raw food diet.'