Barbecuing Gifts

"I had to do it, Jeb. He was grilling zucchini."

"Hey, everybody, we're invited to a cookout!"

On the Seventh Day

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'Apparently summer's going to start next month...'

'There's nothing like roughing it in the woods to make a man feel alive!'

'Propane ran out.'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"It says here that if your gas barbecue hasn't been used all winter, you should check it over thoroughly before lighting it for the first time!"

"Nothing to worry about, Honey, just a little flare-up!"

When Grammarians Grill: 'Well done, well-done, or, well, done?'

'Oh great. The neighbors are worming their way into another BBQ.'

,'So, Honey, I was thinking, instead of barbecued steaks why don't we just order in a pizza?'

"Okay, have I got this right? Three weeks ago your husband accepted an invitation to a barbecue and you haven't seen him since?"

'Why can't you just use the microwave like everyone else?'

"It's supposed to be April Showers bring may flowers!"

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

Apparently summer's going to start next month.

'A hot dog won't work when there's steak on the neighbors' grill.'

"Don't look so worried, son...despite what your mother thinks I can grill burgers perfectly fine."

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."

"We give it time to get its affairs in order...then 'whack!'"

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

'What p***es me off the most about all this is that I used to enjoy church barbecues...'

"I take it this means the barbeque is ready."

Barbecuing a bit of a dragon

'What do you mean, you can't get it to light?'

'Marge tells me you're a welder by profession.'

'Don't get mine wet.'

'And could you explain to me EXACTLY how you managed to barbecue your face?'

Dog waits for barbecue.

Queen Victoria having a barbecue using BBQ sauce

"Please hug me."