Banquet Buffs Gifts

Dinner at the Palace

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

Happy hour.

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

Sinking Sand

'They met in a revolving door and started going around together.'

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

'Your first cruise then, mate?'

I'm sorry, Miss. I can't involve the bouncer just to "teach somebody a lesson." Menu.

PIG OUR Buffet...All you can eat served in a trough!

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

S. S. All You Can Eat

"Tell him I can still hear him chewing."

'Following this brief financial report, there will be a buffet for you to enjoy.'

Buffet - now glutton free.

"That banquet was most delicious, and yet now, somehow, once again I feel the pang of hunger.'

'I don't want this romantic day to end either, Darla, but I keep worrying I might miss tonight's midnight buffet!'

'We'd like a quiet table for 47.'

All You Can Eat Buffet: "Remember, my safe word is 'Diabetes.'"

"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."

All You Can Eat

"Yeah, but the one in Vegas has an endless shrimp buffet."

"Is everything O.K., sir? We noticed that you aren't constantly eating."

Umpire's Banquet.

A guest at a dinner party requesting some champagne

Minuet