Banquet Goer Pillows

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Masquerade

Redhead

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Carioca

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

Christmas sweater alternatives

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

Leo McKern

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

Cheers

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

"My compliments to the sommelier."

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

Down on Bourbon Street...

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

"How much longer, roughly, will you be introducing me as a 'disgruntled Republican'?"