Jimmy Buffett Fan Pillows

'I wouldn't have agreed to let you write your own wedding vows if I knew you were just going to copy the lyrics to Margaritaville!'

Ratminton

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

Leonore from Fidelio

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

Happy hour.

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

Batman tissue dispenser.

Sinking Sand

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

'I know about the birds and the bees. Can you tell me about making a bundle trading derivatives?'

'Your first cruise then, mate?'

PIG OUR Buffet...All you can eat served in a trough!

S. S. All You Can Eat

'Following this brief financial report, there will be a buffet for you to enjoy.'

Buffet - now glutton free.

'I don't want this romantic day to end either, Darla, but I keep worrying I might miss tonight's midnight buffet!'

All You Can Eat Buffet: "Remember, my safe word is 'Diabetes.'"

Don't play with your food!

All You Can Eat

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

"Yeah, but the one in Vegas has an endless shrimp buffet."

"Is everything O.K., sir? We noticed that you aren't constantly eating."

Man's shaving razor is as tall as him. He says: 'I can't help thinking they should have stopped at three blades.'

'It's not tunes, it's Beethoven.'

Beethoven's Bagatelle: 'Schnaps fur Elise'