Hall Of Fame Buff Pillows

Hall of Fame

Bowled over again!

Golfing Boss

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Cat Nip.

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

Cheeze Wiz.

'He does lack social skills.'

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

The Golfing Accident

"It is we."

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

'The Burrito King.'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

'Try and be pleasant dear, you don't want to alienate it.'

Can't Touch This

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

There were originally four musketeers. He said that the pen is mightier than the sword.

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

Wedding disaster #27.

"And would you like flies with that?"

Milk Bar - "Don't you think you've had enough?"

Next in Lion

"I've told you kids - that's not a toy!"

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Oh, yeah? Well, you smell nice!"

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'