Hall Of Fame Buff Gifts

Hall of Fame

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Golfing Boss

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Cat Nip.

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

'He does lack social skills.'

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'The Burrito King.'

"It is we."

The Golfing Accident

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

Can't Touch This

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"And would you like flies with that?"

'Try and be pleasant dear, you don't want to alienate it.'

"Oh, yeah? Well, you smell nice!"

"I've told you kids - that's not a toy!"

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

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